Arguing With His Sister

Some sisters don’t think before doing shit but WTF – backing over her brother’s Harley because she was too lazy to look before putting her truck in reverse? Actually I’m pretty sure it turned Misty on to have her brother watching her fuck. This petite MILF took every inch of my huge cock and from the way she was moaning, she probably wanted a second one in her ass. Of course, her brother got some real good closeup video of me pounding his sister’s cunt so be sure to check out the entire video in the members area.

Filming His Sister As Punishment

Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard – you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid……   Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack – add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties – and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either  but lucky for you – the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.

Sextard With Violet

In any case, being in porn subjects me to a lot of sextards – like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb ass wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porn superstar with his massive 5″ white-boy penis. Sure, many of the girls are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my huge cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen pussy, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!

Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. Girl, wash your cunt before a fucking nude photo shoot, SEXTARD!

And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck – stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!

I could go on, but you get the picture.

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